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67. Predicting The Future Through Wedding Ring

LOOK: DISAPPOINTING



There might be a big mole in the marriage.

Look! Look! Look! A pointy one, too!

There's a reason why we use a ring for weddings. It means that our love knows no end, because a ring is of circle in shape and there's no way to know the end point.

This one looks like a snake, the love may be a confusing one, and there's an end to it. We might as well just end it here without marriage.

The love was very flowery, and you'll see a lot of threesomes, and foursomes.

I thought this was supposed to be a one-to-one relationship?!

?!?!

Moles everywhere?

One mole is big and pink?

wtf?

Like, not enough signal or something?

I'm at lost here, will you cut communication after we got married? Like, why?

It feels like you only want something, and after we [you know], you'd just go away... So cold and lonely here. Please, don't.

I meant don't marry me. I feel sorry for myself that I know you.

Seriously, jaggies?
Naoowww...

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66. Introducing Banshee with Medusa Hair

LOOK: MEDUSA UNLEASHED



Selena looks different here. She looks a bit pale, like a banshee with Medusa hair. Looking different with make up is a good thing; it means that the make up artist is successful in making up the face (either to look prettier, or not).

I also feel (yes, feel, I'm saving myself here) that she's pregnant here. The dress is too loose for her, and the "two mountains" weren't guarded properly too.

This is a fail moment.
Look at the other guys on the background.
They ignored her, haha

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65. Me Two Mountains Need To Be Proud (Humbly Of Course)

LOOK: PROUDLY PRESENTS



I still need the straps.
Bra is supposed to push the "two mountains" up, not supporting and letting them flow nicely.
Without straps, my "two mountains" lay too low. With straps, my "two mountains" proudly presents.


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64. Wanna Know My Shield? Carton Box

LOOK: NOT COMFY ENOUGH



Heavy on the neck !!!

The bullies will know the exact place to pinch playfully !!!
I normally wear shield inside. Now I can't anymore.

!!!

I'm not IT !!!

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63. What's Missing: Jessica Chastain

LOOK: MISSING SOME THINGS



If I were to copy Jessica Chastain's look:
  1. I want to braid my hair
    Jessica Chastain's hair is too plain

  2. I'd also like a necklace and a bracelet / wrist watch

  3. I'll definitely use long-sleeves undershirt for this clothes.
    I'm used to middle-sleeves / long-sleeves
    Furthermore, I'm a non-shaver person

  4. If I have the freedom to make modifications, I'll ask the designer to make it middle-sleeves.

  5. Not liking the boots, so I would go with other shoes.
    ANY other shoes. You give me the options, I choose.
    I'm not a designer.

  6. Maybe a bag? I notice it's missing a bag.
    There should be at least a mobile phone
    I need to blog with my phone [wink]

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62. I Was Expecting Man's Suites

LOOK: TIRED OF HECTIC SHOOTING SCHEDULE



She said, "Let's fight. Here. Now. You and Me. C'mon."

I answered, "Let's not. You look shiny, I can't see you. I'm only the Black Pete. World Peace."

She said, "I hate you to drag me here. I was in the shower!!! I haven't even ironed my dress!!!"

I answered, "The show is about to start, you sleepy head!!!"

She said, "Hahaha, I made it. Hahaha"

I answered, "Oh, you're just drunk, you think you're a broken angel. Look at your furs... You're a mess."

She said, "I'm bathing, then my phone rang, then I came out of the bathroom to get the phone. Then I am suddenly here. Let's just pose instead. There, camera."

I answered nothing.

She said, "I'm here to represent all the fire fighters in the world. They are our hero! Cheers!!!"

I said, "... yea, never mind..."

She said, "I've always had a bad taste in fashion before. How about this one, is this okay?"

I answered, "mmm... What is that protruding from your stomach? You don't have to explain. I'm good."

...
...

"Just curious though, are you a male, by any chance?"

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61. Swimwear That Creates Panic

LOOK: NO



Swimwear expands a bit when we go into the water. The boobs might peek. I swim because I want to exercise, not showing off my boobs, or pose for magazines. Models do it because they get a lot of money, and the company needs to advertise their product. We're doing the pose for free? Are you kidding me?

One more thing, I'm not shaving! I meant everything!

If you swim in a crowded beach, guys can crowd you, and "touch you accidentally", and your swimsuit reveals everything you have. Ow, how happy they would be.

Maybe you think it's a nice feeling, getting raped like that? We're not compatible! You're freak!

I need the straps please. I might go taller, and this swimwear might just be high-waist short pants. I might stretch my body in the water too.

This swimsuit is simply inappropriate.

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60. Wear Long Pants Everywhere, Perfect Everytime, Even to The Beach

LOOK: TOO EXPOSED



This is a short with a touch of half-buttocks dangling.

I guess, if you feel that's sexy, I have an idea, to also treat your boobs as buttocks, so you won't need a bra to hold the boobs high. Bra is expensive.

Because buttocks stay that way, boobs doesn't.

Nerd who still thinks he/she's a kid. Let me guess, Momma all the time, huh?

Well, me too. But this isn't about me, okay. I'm different. You'll see.

It feels like it's supposed to be underwear for boys? Ah, maybe Lolita used it?

This is just too cute for a woman. Imagine your Mom wears it. It's too inappropriate for a lady.

Nice only for standing. If you sit using this shorts, I guess, men next to you would want more. They'd glanced at your thigh once in a while.

I meant all men, including old men and little boys.

The fabric looks nice, but I guess when you're standing on the stair railings, everyone below would see your legs through that darkness.

It's unsafe, and not comfortable at times.

This shorts looks neat. However, I wonder what kind of shoes to wear with this kind of pants?

I'd look silly and weird no matter what, especially with long socks.

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59. Look: Need Improvement on the Design

LOOK: ALMOST THERE


The idea of supersized hat is nice. I like how it covers me from the sun. I don't wanna get sunburns, so this might be a great option to survive this summer.



However, I don't think you can wear them on rainy days. I'd still be drenched if I wear it on rainy days. The hat might also fly away on windy days. Plus, I don't know where to put it if I have to ride a motorcycle with the Ghost Rider.

One hat that's perfect all year round for a regular person like me.
Designers, get to work! You can do it!
I may not buy it though.


No hard feelings, please
Supply your demands, bro
Don't fulfil what I want, I can't afford you

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58. Nothing For Me Here...

LOOK: UNNECESSARY



Not a nice bra. Bra is supposed to push the "two mountains" up, not supporting and letting them flow nicely. wtf?

Bra is better, but still, a thousand times NO. The underpants is too thigh-high. You want me to slip on my own underpants? How would it look like when I'm in my full attire? The crotch part can ride upstairs, YOU.

Not again with the underpants, and what's with the low line on the bra? My boob can peek through in between the bra line. Nobody understands my wriggling movement. [sigh heavily]

It's so difficult not to focus on that pointy thing on that displayed bra. It may grip my boobs quite firm, but not tight. I guess, it might be safe, but my pointy things (my nipply-s) become visible from the outside. NO.

Oh oh, this might be safe, but my pointy things (my nipply-s, again) become visible from the outside too...

My boobs are left dangling inside... Also, my tummy comes out dangling too. [sigh] Everything is dangling from my body, I don't like it. It's heavy.

I think the underpants hide my curls beautifully. I just want one more thing; to make 'that' part not speeding upstairs. For the bra, I think you all know that it's missing here. Nothing to say.

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57. I Prefer to Use Long Sleeves During Hot Weather, To Avoid Sunburns

LOOK: BURNED SKINS SHOWING, ARM HAIRS WAVING
Article reference here
Important Note: I ignored the title and the magazine.



A big Mama who always cooks in the kitchen. Smelly. Smell of sweat from the underarms.

Stupid, naive, brave little girl who never feels the downside of the world.

Innocent little girl with a bad luck, like Lolita.

Just had a baby, still busy with the new routines. Very tired and wasted.

Seductress.

Rich woman that can't stand it any longer. Need to go p-p fast.

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56. I Just Don't Like Flowers on Man, or Printed Shirt For That Matter

LOOK: GAY
Article reference here
Important Note: I ignored the URL source.



It's tiger lurking around.

Looks like a Chinese gangster who sells jewellery.

Looks like Jimmy Barnes, one perverted music producer who couldn't perform well in his job.

Too soft. Very obedient man. Girls' doll.

Rich guy who loves to get drunk and party all the time

Family man. Too happy and too stressed he thinks it's Christmas all the time.

Evil Japanese man who loves voodoo.

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