58. Nothing For Me Here...


Not a nice bra. Bra is supposed to push the "two mountains" up, not supporting and letting them flow nicely. wtf?

Bra is better, but still, a thousand times NO. The underpants is too thigh-high. You want me to slip on my own underpants? How would it look like when I'm in my full attire? The crotch part can ride upstairs, YOU.

Not again with the underpants, and what's with the low line on the bra? My boob can peek through in between the bra line. Nobody understands my wriggling movement. [sigh heavily]

It's so difficult not to focus on that pointy thing on that displayed bra. It may grip my boobs quite firm, but not tight. I guess, it might be safe, but my pointy things (my nipply-s) become visible from the outside. NO.

Oh oh, this might be safe, but my pointy things (my nipply-s, again) become visible from the outside too...

My boobs are left dangling inside... Also, my tummy comes out dangling too. [sigh] Everything is dangling from my body, I don't like it. It's heavy.

I think the underpants hide my curls beautifully. I just want one more thing; to make 'that' part not speeding upstairs. For the bra, I think you all know that it's missing here. Nothing to say.

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57. I Prefer to Use Long Sleeves During Hot Weather, To Avoid Sunburns

Article reference here
Important Note: I ignored the title and the magazine.

A big Mama who always cooks in the kitchen. Smelly. Smell of sweat from the underarms.

Stupid, naive, brave little girl who never feels the downside of the world.

Innocent little girl with a bad luck, like Lolita.

Just had a baby, still busy with the new routines. Very tired and wasted.


Rich woman that can't stand it any longer. Need to go p-p fast.

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56. I Just Don't Like Flowers on Man, or Printed Shirt For That Matter

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Important Note: I ignored the URL source.

It's tiger lurking around.

Looks like a Chinese gangster who sells jewellery.

Looks like Jimmy Barnes, one perverted music producer who couldn't perform well in his job.

Too soft. Very obedient man. Girls' doll.

Rich guy who loves to get drunk and party all the time

Family man. Too happy and too stressed he thinks it's Christmas all the time.

Evil Japanese man who loves voodoo.

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55. Not Liking You, Whites


White means clean. If you wear white, you are forced to take the responsibility to be high class, to keep the clothes clean. Now, accidents happen. What if ?

I prefer another colour to white, so I can look high class (it's all about habit and how we carry ourselves in public), and never have embarrassing moments.

What if there's no toilet, you look and look, and when you finally find it, it's too late you've peed a little inside? You'll not only be dirty and yellowish, but also smelly.

What if you fell down to a dirty wet ground (well, and peed yourself)? What if you sit in an invisible water puddle (and peed yourself)? What if someone spill ice cream to your clothes (or pants in this case)? What if you meet your enemy and they decided to "accidentally" pour spaghetti to your clothes (or pants in this case)? What if... Ugh, there are so many ifs.

Well, at least white is easy to clean (by bleach) Shooting you in the face
Then, you won't have new clothes You shoot, I take cover
Yes, saving my money Stabbing you through your cover now
Yes, becoming boring because you're not trendy looking I move to the side. You can't get me
Well, too bad. This is timeless fashion item I'm following your move, slitting you from the side
speechless... (well, just be careful then if that's your choice) (flopping for help)

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54. I Just Have Hairy - Massive - Muscled Calves, I Feel Shy


I'm not so sure about the legs. This is what causes "leg expert" to categorise legs into several different types: small calves, medium calves, big calves. Also with short leg, medium leg, and long leg. Why do you want others (some strangers) to scrutinise and explore your legs? I mean it's knowledge, fine, but I'd rather have my leg shape be my secret.

Also, it feels like you're unsure about whether to show the legs (with short skirt / short pants) or to cover the legs (with long dress / trousers).

I know this summer is hot. But you could just put a mini fan inside the dress, not opening your legs so wide, to show you're sexy... I mean, it's too much, and it's not showing how gorgeous you are. It's more to how everybody looks at you and how much everybody wants to grab you, and do you stupid right there at that moment.

Why would you want that in public? Also, when you're promoting a bedroom dress, it's not even fit for the occasion. I mean, how big is your bedroom to want to wear that dress and walk around?

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53. Feel Free to Make Your Statement If You're ...

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Important Note: I ignored the face.

A new mother who's still greatly missed by the husband, trying to get to a party.

Making a statement that she is a dwarf.

Rich girl who doesn't have fashion sense, so she ended up looking cheap, coming to a party.

Fat housemaid is having a holiday, she decided to go to a party for a change.

Rich woman is lost in the party. She might end up badly drunk and wasted and spend all her money.

She shows her chest too much. The undershirt line is also see through. Quite inappropriate.

The dress is too small for her, it can't fit all the way down. Maybe it's stuck.

Tired divorced Mom with two kids, who goes to a party, looking for a new partner.

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52. About Your Braid


Dangerous Braid
Don't stand near no hooks to avoid baldness

Annoying Braid
Braiding my own hair feels like hell.

I'm cancelling all my appointments for the day. I'll just watch TV.

Forget It Braid
I don't have that many hairpins to hold the braid, my hands are so tired holding it, I think I wanna go p-p

Medusa Braid
Look at me and you'd die.

NO. I don't think I wanna be evil

Medical Braid
This looks like two snake symbol, a medical symbol. I'm just not into medical symbol yet...

Wrong Move Braid
Look at you. You're trapped in your own braid.


I didn't know braid is for male.
This is weirdly shocking...
I feel awkward.

I see you got that highlighted and have it braided on the right... oooOOoowwWWWWeh

Don't come any closer

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Now that you know what's good, let's see your flaws.

Be Harsh. Be Mean. Be Angry. Be Hateful. Be Offensive. Be Evil.

Just don't forget to state a valid reason.

50. Advanced Ironing Skill


Your tee doesn't always have neat stitching. Sometimes, when ironing time comes, the stitching seems to go out of place. Then, we'd have to hang a T-shirt just because the stitching isn't right.


How to iron:
Take the underarm part on both sides, and hang the shirt in the air, to get the correct side seam. Then, use that as the baseline to iron your shirt nicely.

Same thing goes to the sleeves when it doesn't have proper stitching. Lay the sleeve on the ironing table, and find the correct aligning and follow the path to iron nicely.

Happy ironing


49. How to Fold Your Clothes Better To Fit More Clothes in The Same Space


I'll just say upright, I don't fully agree with Kon Mari's way to fold your clothes. If you compare the space available and the number of clothes you can put in, the Kon Mari's way needs more space to fit in the same amount of clothes.

I like to do it this way:

This is the same for underwear, sweater, and tank top. For trousers, I like to fold it so that the mid line on both legs come together. This way, you still keep the sleek look after ironing, while folding it nicely. You don't have to fold three ways vertically for pants and socks because you can just insert the end to the cuff right away. Then, I choose to hang all bras rather than fold them.

I understand that using smaller fold can result to a firmer fold, but smaller fold occupies more space. For that reason, I use a wider fold, so one clothes can fit in less space (read: thinner fold). You just need to pile the clothes, not line them up.

Notice that I slip the end fold inward; if you slam that clothes fold to the floor, it will still stay that way. Just pick it up, and put it on the pile again nicely.