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63. What's Missing: Jessica Chastain

LOOK: MISSING SOME THINGS



If I were to copy Jessica Chastain's look:
  1. I want to braid my hair
    Jessica Chastain's hair is too plain

  2. I'd also like a necklace and a bracelet / wrist watch

  3. I'll definitely use long-sleeves undershirt for this clothes.
    I'm used to middle-sleeves / long-sleeves
    Furthermore, I'm a non-shaver person

  4. If I have the freedom to make modifications, I'll ask the designer to make it middle-sleeves.

  5. Not liking the boots, so I would go with other shoes.
    ANY other shoes. You give me the options, I choose.
    I'm not a designer.

  6. Maybe a bag? I notice it's missing a bag.
    There should be at least a mobile phone
    I need to blog with my phone [wink]

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62. I Was Expecting Man's Suites

LOOK: TIRED OF HECTIC SHOOTING SCHEDULE



She said, "Let's fight. Here. Now. You and Me. C'mon."

I answered, "Let's not. You look shiny, I can't see you. I'm only the Black Pete. World Peace."

She said, "I hate you to drag me here. I was in the shower!!! I haven't even ironed my dress!!!"

I answered, "The show is about to start, you sleepy head!!!"

She said, "Hahaha, I made it. Hahaha"

I answered, "Oh, you're just drunk, you think you're a broken angel. Look at your furs... You're a mess."

She said, "I'm bathing, then my phone rang, then I came out of the bathroom to get the phone. Then I am suddenly here. Let's just pose instead. There, camera."

I answered nothing.

She said, "I'm here to represent all the fire fighters in the world. They are our hero! Cheers!!!"

I said, "... yea, never mind..."

She said, "I've always had a bad taste in fashion before. How about this one, is this okay?"

I answered, "mmm... What is that protruding from your stomach? You don't have to explain. I'm good."

...
...

"Just curious though, are you a male, by any chance?"

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61. Swimwear That Creates Panic

LOOK: NO



Swimwear expands a bit when we go into the water. The boobs might peek. I swim because I want to exercise, not showing off my boobs, or pose for magazines. Models do it because they get a lot of money, and the company needs to advertise their product. We're doing the pose for free? Are you kidding me?

One more thing, I'm not shaving! I meant everything!

If you swim in a crowded beach, guys can crowd you, and "touch you accidentally", and your swimsuit reveals everything you have. Ow, how happy they would be.

Maybe you think it's a nice feeling, getting raped like that? We're not compatible! You're freak!

I need the straps please. I might go taller, and this swimwear might just be high-waist short pants. I might stretch my body in the water too.

This swimsuit is simply inappropriate.

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60. Wear Long Pants Everywhere, Perfect Everytime, Even to The Beach

LOOK: TOO EXPOSED



This is a short with a touch of half-buttocks dangling.

I guess, if you feel that's sexy, I have an idea, to also treat your boobs as buttocks, so you won't need a bra to hold the boobs high. Bra is expensive.

Because buttocks stay that way, boobs doesn't.

Nerd who still thinks he/she's a kid. Let me guess, Momma all the time, huh?

Well, me too. But this isn't about me, okay. I'm different. You'll see.

It feels like it's supposed to be underwear for boys? Ah, maybe Lolita used it?

This is just too cute for a woman. Imagine your Mom wears it. It's too inappropriate for a lady.

Nice only for standing. If you sit using this shorts, I guess, men next to you would want more. They'd glanced at your thigh once in a while.

I meant all men, including old men and little boys.

The fabric looks nice, but I guess when you're standing on the stair railings, everyone below would see your legs through that darkness.

It's unsafe, and not comfortable at times.

This shorts looks neat. However, I wonder what kind of shoes to wear with this kind of pants?

I'd look silly and weird no matter what, especially with long socks.

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59. Look: Need Improvement on the Design

LOOK: ALMOST THERE


The idea of supersized hat is nice. I like how it covers me from the sun. I don't wanna get sunburns, so this might be a great option to survive this summer.



However, I don't think you can wear them on rainy days. I'd still be drenched if I wear it on rainy days. The hat might also fly away on windy days. Plus, I don't know where to put it if I have to ride a motorcycle with the Ghost Rider.

One hat that's perfect all year round for a regular person like me.
Designers, get to work! You can do it!
I may not buy it though.


No hard feelings, please
Supply your demands, bro
Don't fulfil what I want, I can't afford you

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58. Nothing For Me Here...

LOOK: UNNECESSARY



Not a nice bra. Bra is supposed to push the "two mountains" up, not supporting and letting them flow nicely. wtf?

Bra is better, but still, a thousand times NO. The underpants is too thigh-high. You want me to slip on my own underpants? How would it look like when I'm in my full attire? The crotch part can ride upstairs, YOU.

Not again with the underpants, and what's with the low line on the bra? My boob can peek through in between the bra line. Nobody understands my wriggling movement. [sigh heavily]

It's so difficult not to focus on that pointy thing on that displayed bra. It may grip my boobs quite firm, but not tight. I guess, it might be safe, but my pointy things (my nipply-s) become visible from the outside. NO.

Oh oh, this might be safe, but my pointy things (my nipply-s, again) become visible from the outside too...

My boobs are left dangling inside... Also, my tummy comes out dangling too. [sigh] Everything is dangling from my body, I don't like it. It's heavy.

I think the underpants hide my curls beautifully. I just want one more thing; to make 'that' part not speeding upstairs. For the bra, I think you all know that it's missing here. Nothing to say.

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57. I Prefer to Use Long Sleeves During Hot Weather, To Avoid Sunburns

LOOK: BURNED SKINS SHOWING, ARM HAIRS WAVING
Article reference here
Important Note: I ignored the title and the magazine.



A big Mama who always cooks in the kitchen. Smelly. Smell of sweat from the underarms.

Stupid, naive, brave little girl who never feels the downside of the world.

Innocent little girl with a bad luck, like Lolita.

Just had a baby, still busy with the new routines. Very tired and wasted.

Seductress.

Rich woman that can't stand it any longer. Need to go p-p fast.

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56. I Just Don't Like Flowers on Man, or Printed Shirt For That Matter

LOOK: GAY
Article reference here
Important Note: I ignored the URL source.



It's tiger lurking around.

Looks like a Chinese gangster who sells jewellery.

Looks like Jimmy Barnes, one perverted music producer who couldn't perform well in his job.

Too soft. Very obedient man. Girls' doll.

Rich guy who loves to get drunk and party all the time

Family man. Too happy and too stressed he thinks it's Christmas all the time.

Evil Japanese man who loves voodoo.

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55. Not Liking You, Whites

LOOK: OBVIOUSLY DISGUSTING



White means clean. If you wear white, you are forced to take the responsibility to be high class, to keep the clothes clean. Now, accidents happen. What if ?

I prefer another colour to white, so I can look high class (it's all about habit and how we carry ourselves in public), and never have embarrassing moments.

What if there's no toilet, you look and look, and when you finally find it, it's too late you've peed a little inside? You'll not only be dirty and yellowish, but also smelly.

What if you fell down to a dirty wet ground (well, and peed yourself)? What if you sit in an invisible water puddle (and peed yourself)? What if someone spill ice cream to your clothes (or pants in this case)? What if you meet your enemy and they decided to "accidentally" pour spaghetti to your clothes (or pants in this case)? What if... Ugh, there are so many ifs.

Well, at least white is easy to clean (by bleach) Shooting you in the face
Then, you won't have new clothes You shoot, I take cover
Yes, saving my money Stabbing you through your cover now
Yes, becoming boring because you're not trendy looking I move to the side. You can't get me
Well, too bad. This is timeless fashion item I'm following your move, slitting you from the side
speechless... (well, just be careful then if that's your choice) (flopping for help)

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54. I Just Have Hairy - Massive - Muscled Calves, I Feel Shy

LOOK: TOO HOT DOWN UNDER




I'm not so sure about the legs. This is what causes "leg expert" to categorise legs into several different types: small calves, medium calves, big calves. Also with short leg, medium leg, and long leg. Why do you want others (some strangers) to scrutinise and explore your legs? I mean it's knowledge, fine, but I'd rather have my leg shape be my secret.

Also, it feels like you're unsure about whether to show the legs (with short skirt / short pants) or to cover the legs (with long dress / trousers).

I know this summer is hot. But you could just put a mini fan inside the dress, not opening your legs so wide, to show you're sexy... I mean, it's too much, and it's not showing how gorgeous you are. It's more to how everybody looks at you and how much everybody wants to grab you, and do you stupid right there at that moment.

Why would you want that in public? Also, when you're promoting a bedroom dress, it's not even fit for the occasion. I mean, how big is your bedroom to want to wear that dress and walk around?

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53. Feel Free to Make Your Statement If You're ...

LOOK: BETTER NEXT TIME (hopefully)
Article reference here
Important Note: I ignored the face.



A new mother who's still greatly missed by the husband, trying to get to a party.

Making a statement that she is a dwarf.

Rich girl who doesn't have fashion sense, so she ended up looking cheap, coming to a party.

Fat housemaid is having a holiday, she decided to go to a party for a change.

Rich woman is lost in the party. She might end up badly drunk and wasted and spend all her money.

She shows her chest too much. The undershirt line is also see through. Quite inappropriate.

The dress is too small for her, it can't fit all the way down. Maybe it's stuck.

Tired divorced Mom with two kids, who goes to a party, looking for a new partner.

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