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54. I Just Have Hairy - Massive - Muscled Calves, I Feel Shy

LOOK: TOO HOT DOWN UNDER




I'm not so sure about the legs. This is what causes "leg expert" to categorise legs into several different types: small calves, medium calves, big calves. Also with short leg, medium leg, and long leg. Why do you want others (some strangers) to scrutinise and explore your legs? I mean it's knowledge, fine, but I'd rather have my leg shape be my secret.

Also, it feels like you're unsure about whether to show the legs (with short skirt / short pants) or to cover the legs (with long dress / trousers).

I know this summer is hot. But you could just put a mini fan inside the dress, not opening your legs so wide, to show you're sexy... I mean, it's too much, and it's not showing how gorgeous you are. It's more to how everybody looks at you and how much everybody wants to grab you, and do you stupid right there at that moment.

Why would you want that in public? Also, when you're promoting a bedroom dress, it's not even fit for the occasion. I mean, how big is your bedroom to want to wear that dress and walk around?

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53. Feel Free to Make Your Statement If You're ...

LOOK: BETTER NEXT TIME (hopefully)
Article reference here
Important Note: I ignored the face.



A new mother who's still greatly missed by the husband, trying to get to a party.

Making a statement that she is a dwarf.

Rich girl who doesn't have fashion sense, so she ended up looking cheap, coming to a party.

Fat housemaid is having a holiday, she decided to go to a party for a change.

Rich woman is lost in the party. She might end up badly drunk and wasted and spend all her money.

She shows her chest too much. The undershirt line is also see through. Quite inappropriate.

The dress is too small for her, it can't fit all the way down. Maybe it's stuck.

Tired divorced Mom with two kids, who goes to a party, looking for a new partner.

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52. About Your Braid

LOOK: COMPLICATED

Dangerous Braid
Don't stand near no hooks to avoid baldness

Annoying Braid
Braiding my own hair feels like hell.

I'm cancelling all my appointments for the day. I'll just watch TV.

Forget It Braid
I don't have that many hairpins to hold the braid, my hands are so tired holding it, I think I wanna go p-p

Medusa Braid
Look at me and you'd die.
HAH HAH HAH...

NO. I don't think I wanna be evil

Medical Braid
This looks like two snake symbol, a medical symbol. I'm just not into medical symbol yet...

Wrong Move Braid
Look at you. You're trapped in your own braid.

Fail.

I didn't know braid is for male.
This is weirdly shocking...
I feel awkward.

I see you got that highlighted and have it braided on the right... oooOOoowwWWWWeh

Don't come any closer


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51. PFMODE - INTERMEZZO

LOOK: PROUD

Intermezzo




UPCOMING POSTS
Now that you know what's good, let's see your flaws.

Be Harsh. Be Mean. Be Angry. Be Hateful. Be Offensive. Be Evil.

Just don't forget to state a valid reason.

50. Advanced Ironing Skill

LOOK: NEAT

Your tee doesn't always have neat stitching. Sometimes, when ironing time comes, the stitching seems to go out of place. Then, we'd have to hang a T-shirt just because the stitching isn't right.

  

How to iron:
Take the underarm part on both sides, and hang the shirt in the air, to get the correct side seam. Then, use that as the baseline to iron your shirt nicely.

Same thing goes to the sleeves when it doesn't have proper stitching. Lay the sleeve on the ironing table, and find the correct aligning and follow the path to iron nicely.

Happy ironing

  

49. How to Fold Your Clothes Better To Fit More Clothes in The Same Space

LOOK: ORGANISED

I'll just say upright, I don't fully agree with Kon Mari's way to fold your clothes. If you compare the space available and the number of clothes you can put in, the Kon Mari's way needs more space to fit in the same amount of clothes.

I like to do it this way:


This is the same for underwear, sweater, and tank top. For trousers, I like to fold it so that the mid line on both legs come together. This way, you still keep the sleek look after ironing, while folding it nicely. You don't have to fold three ways vertically for pants and socks because you can just insert the end to the cuff right away. Then, I choose to hang all bras rather than fold them.

I understand that using smaller fold can result to a firmer fold, but smaller fold occupies more space. For that reason, I use a wider fold, so one clothes can fit in less space (read: thinner fold). You just need to pile the clothes, not line them up.

Notice that I slip the end fold inward; if you slam that clothes fold to the floor, it will still stay that way. Just pick it up, and put it on the pile again nicely.

  

48. Have Fun Picking The Signature Fragrance of Yours

LOOK: ENTICING

  

A very nice fragrance for perfume / body lotion would be one that makes everybody feels they can't get enough of you.

The smell must be adorable. I choose a combination of strawberry-grapefruit smell for my lipstick, so when I use it, everybody, I mean everybody, wants to kiss me so badly. Imagine what would happen if it is your perfume / body lotion.

As there are so many fragrances, I suggest to sniff a bit of coffee to neutralise your olfactory sensor before moving to another option.

     

47. Can We Braid All Hairs? So Everything is Neat and Tidy, Not Out of Place – We Might Accidentally Pinch Ourselves

LOOK: ORIGINAL

Do you shave? I don't.

It's just more efficient, in terms of energy, time and money. God gives everyone of us hairs at our private areas, what's not to like? It's there for a purpose.

  

Underarm hairs are there to help absorb any excess sweat. Hairs under there serve as a guard, so boys need to go through the bushes, trees, even fight with the dragons in order to reach us.

This sounds more like Rapunzel story.
I guess the author gets the idea from this parable.
I wonder what his wife looks like


Don't hate me for my hairs, boys
Let me give you love, boys

Hate me for a reason,
Let the reason not be hairs

I'M SERIOUS

46. Perfume vs Deodorant vs Body Lotion

LOOK: ELEGANT, PROTECTED

I never use perfume.

If you use perfume or deodorant instead, try not using any for a day. You'd see a very big difference with the odour. This is where you'd get addicted to a perfume / deodorant. Hence, I use body lotion.

There are so many body lotions out there, with so many variants. Pick a body lotion that can protect your skin against the sun. SPF 15 is insufficient, so you'd have to go for at least SPF 70 UVA / UVB.

I'm not sure if you want to change your skin, but picking a water based body lotion won't harm you. I mean, you don't want to see your skins get rejuvenated, or moisturised, and those previously non-existent acne emerges without reason, right?

That is so silly

45. Undershirt Can Also Hide Your Underarm Hairs; That Is If You Don't Shave

LOOK: POLITE, PRESENTABLE

I suggest to wear undershirt, especially for button front shirt.

     

During the day, you might bent your waist to the left / right, and the shirt wrinkles adjusting your movement. That's when your shirt puffs out showing your skin through the gap in between the buttons. Then, it's free show for everyone in the room. Some people might fish and lure you to turn your upper body repeatedly, so they could see your stomach, your chest, your private parts more clearly.

Now, if you wear undershirt (plain undershirt), the free show is cancelled and nobody would try peeking at your shirt ever again. You've made your statement and boundaries. Commoners'd normally understand (read: Some perverted shy guys who fancy you secretly might not understand, and they might start planning strategies so you'd play along with their trick, but mind you, these guys are definitely NOT IN LOVE with you. They just love the attention everybody will give).

Keep at it persistently and make it a habit, so you are safe at all times.