55. Not Liking You, Whites


White means clean. If you wear white, you are forced to take the responsibility to be high class, to keep the clothes clean. Now, accidents happen. What if ?

I prefer another colour to white, so I can look high class (it's all about habit and how we carry ourselves in public), and never have embarrassing moments.

What if there's no toilet, you look and look, and when you finally find it, it's too late you've peed a little inside? You'll not only be dirty and yellowish, but also smelly.

What if you fell down to a dirty wet ground (well, and peed yourself)? What if you sit in an invisible water puddle (and peed yourself)? What if someone spill ice cream to your clothes (or pants in this case)? What if you meet your enemy and they decided to "accidentally" pour spaghetti to your clothes (or pants in this case)? What if... Ugh, there are so many ifs.

Well, at least white is easy to clean (by bleach) Shooting you in the face
Then, you won't have new clothes You shoot, I take cover
Yes, saving my money Stabbing you through your cover now
Yes, becoming boring because you're not trendy looking I move to the side. You can't get me
Well, too bad. This is timeless fashion item I'm following your move, slitting you from the side
speechless... (well, just be careful then if that's your choice) (flopping for help)

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54. I Just Have Hairy - Massive - Muscled Calves, I Feel Shy


I'm not so sure about the legs. This is what causes "leg expert" to categorise legs into several different types: small calves, medium calves, big calves. Also with short leg, medium leg, and long leg. Why do you want others (some strangers) to scrutinise and explore your legs? I mean it's knowledge, fine, but I'd rather have my leg shape be my secret.

Also, it feels like you're unsure about whether to show the legs (with short skirt / short pants) or to cover the legs (with long dress / trousers).

I know this summer is hot. But you could just put a mini fan inside the dress, not opening your legs so wide, to show you're sexy... I mean, it's too much, and it's not showing how gorgeous you are. It's more to how everybody looks at you and how much everybody wants to grab you, and do you stupid right there at that moment.

Why would you want that in public? Also, when you're promoting a bedroom dress, it's not even fit for the occasion. I mean, how big is your bedroom to want to wear that dress and walk around?

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53. Feel Free to Make Your Statement If You're ...

Article reference here
Important Note: I ignored the face.

A new mother who's still greatly missed by the husband, trying to get to a party.

Making a statement that she is a dwarf.

Rich girl who doesn't have fashion sense, so she ended up looking cheap, coming to a party.

Fat housemaid is having a holiday, she decided to go to a party for a change.

Rich woman is lost in the party. She might end up badly drunk and wasted and spend all her money.

She shows her chest too much. The undershirt line is also see through. Quite inappropriate.

The dress is too small for her, it can't fit all the way down. Maybe it's stuck.

Tired divorced Mom with two kids, who goes to a party, looking for a new partner.

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52. About Your Braid


Dangerous Braid
Don't stand near no hooks to avoid baldness

Annoying Braid
Braiding my own hair feels like hell.

I'm cancelling all my appointments for the day. I'll just watch TV.

Forget It Braid
I don't have that many hairpins to hold the braid, my hands are so tired holding it, I think I wanna go p-p

Medusa Braid
Look at me and you'd die.

NO. I don't think I wanna be evil

Medical Braid
This looks like two snake symbol, a medical symbol. I'm just not into medical symbol yet...

Wrong Move Braid
Look at you. You're trapped in your own braid.


I didn't know braid is for male.
This is weirdly shocking...
I feel awkward.

I see you got that highlighted and have it braided on the right... oooOOoowwWWWWeh

Don't come any closer

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